Never Let Your Daughter Date an Alien is a song from Revenge of the Old Queen, a never-made sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was composed by Richard O'Brien and never released (not even as a demo).

Lyrics

The lyrics were taken from the the script.

Waitress:
Creeping Horror From The Eerie Depths Of Time And Space

Old timer costumer:
Heaping Horror On The Fairer Sex Of A Finite Race

Costumers:
They Want Our Land
They Want Our Air
The Rio Grande
Our Savoir Faire
Our Casual Wear
Our Simple Flair
Our Solitaire
Our Medicare

Waitress:
Our Tableware

All:
So ...
Never Trust A Creature From Outer Space
We've Never Met A Good One Yet
They Just Thrust Their Evil Features All About The Place
And That's About As Good As They Get

Waitress:
No ...
Never Let Your Daughter Date An Alien
You Never Know Just Where They've Been
A Worse Than Death Sort Of Fate With A Scaley One
Could Even Turn Your Family Green

All:
And We Don't Mean With Envy
So Don't Tell Us That They're Friendly

Old timer costumer:
Never Take The Word Of A Man From Mars
Don't Go Falling For His Eulogies
You'd Think We'd Never Heard Of Their Absurd Boudoirs
And We'd Just Fallen Out Of The Trees

Two costumers:
It's Terrifying Getting Tactile
With A Martian Pterodactyl

Four costumers:
You Get No Sympathetic Touches
Once They Get You In Their Clutches

Six costumers:
For Every Now And Then You
Are Gonna Wind Up As The Menu

All:
No ... No ... No ... No ...
Never Let Your Daughter Date An Alien
It's A Warning No-One Should Reject
They Only Contemplate The Bacchanalian
And In The Morning They' Got No Respect

Two costumers:
Let's Get Globally Alerted
Because They're Totally Perverted

Six costumers:
Yes, They'll Get Us All Disrobing
And Then They'll Start This Probing

All:
Then Degraded And Persuaded
We'll Have Every Space Invaded

Waitress:
So If You're A Great Supporter Of Mammalian

All:
You'll Never Let Your Daughter Date An Alien.

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